passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
You have no idea what asexuality is, do you…
Like you do realize my sexual orientation in no way affects my ovaries or uterus from it’s functioning right? And that not just cishet women can get pregnant right???
Omg the ignorance is too strong with this anon
Shit heads. The guy does half the work to make the baby. Most of the time it’s all the work because most women just lay there. Half of the baby is the man’s. A man owns up to his actions and responsibilities. If he wants the child, then has every right to keep it.
DO you understand that ejaculating in someone is in no way comparable to nine months of sickness, back aches, having your internal organs rearrange themselves, being unable to walk, retain water, potentially dying and/or being permanently injured and having another entity co-opting your body?
Like… if you honestly think men are the ones doing all the work in pregnancy I’m gonna need you to go back a few grades and do over your basic biology course because I got news for you pal.
50% of the blue prints =/= 50% of the work. Figure out that much at least.
(And no, you do not have ‘every right’ to force someone to do something against their will, like do you have any idea how gross that train of thought is?)
And I said they did all, or half the work, to make the baby. Not pregnancy. Check your schooling and comprehensive skills before pontificating.
I’m laughing so hard. Since when is ejaculating even half the work?
Like people with a uterus have to deal with excruciating pain every month of their life for 40 years, bleeding 3-7 days out of every 20-30 days, and not to mention ovulate, deal with intense food cravings, deal with anemia and violent sickness. And that’s just to make sure we can become pregnant.
Besides, if your partner is ‘just lying there’ then you’re not doing a very good job, are you?
Regardless, ejaculating in someone still doesn’t transfer ownership of their body to you, nor does it entitle you to force them to do something against their will. Interesting how you ignored that part super conveniently (or maybe it’s because you’re an abuser, but I mean you think having sex with someone entitles you to their body which is an inherently abusive line of thought sooo). Also you ignored that not just women get pregnant and not just men get people pregnant (Ignores trans and non binary identities).
Biology gives ownership and half of the chromosome are from the man.
Your chromosomes do not give you ownership over anyone, fetus or otherwise.
Like you realize you literally just said you own other people? Are you under the notion that all parents literally own their children? Are you under the notion that all husbands own their wives?
You don’t own anybody, that’s literally slavery you just described there, what the actual fuck is wrong with you? How abusive and vile do you have to be to openly admit that you think you can own a person??
Some of these people like rugby whatever are in dire need of electroshock therapy.
I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes.
This should be posted in school hallways.
Before everyone gets in a “not all men” tizzy, let’s just remember that high school hallways are filled with rape jokes… But when a girl mentions her period, the faces of 99% of teenage guys turn white as a sheet.
The female body is not disgusting. Rape is.
Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass
It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.
EVEN THE PLAYING FIELD: One of the reasons why the U.S has such a hard time weaning itself off fossil fuels is because coal, oil & gas often appear cheaper than solar and wind. But that’s because the fossil fuel industry gets a whopping SIX TIMES more government subsidies than clean energy! @ Earth Justice
you people have absolutely no critical thinking skills
one is a disrespectful, extremely inaccurate and highly romanticized and steteotyped ‘interpretation’ of native american imagery, appropriated to serve as a novel, kitschy piece of native culture that for white people to consume and use as they please, while actual native americans are having their culture, languages and land stolen from them.
the other is a fictional comic book character, playing a fictional race of peoples, that is loosely based on norse myth. without Idris playing that role, the entire population of asgard would have been as pale as the driven snow. this is a film meant for a modern, global audience but you want less PoC in it? and if you’re going to argue that it would have been ‘historically accurate’ for all norse gods to be white then you can go throw yourself into a pile of horse shit because the idea that anything in the Thor movies or comics is ‘historically accurate’ is extremely ludicrous.
so you can all stop with the inane comparisons now and go back to eating your mayo and crackers or whatever it is white people do when they’re not screwing over other races.
You people have absolutely no critical thinking critical thinking skills.
One is a disrespectful, extremely inaccurate and highly romanticized ‘interpretation’ of a norse god, appropriated to serve as a novel, kitschy piece of norse culture for Pickers of Cotton to use as entertainment as they please while northern europeans are having their culture, nations and women raped by immigrants.
The other is a costume made for children to wear on halloween that is loosely based on old American Indian clothing.
So you can stop with the inane complaining now and go back to eating fried chicken and watermelon or whatever it is black people do when they’re not sponging off of the achievements of other races.
You are literally the stupidest idiot I have come across on Tumblr. And that’s up against some serious competition.
So, we all need a funny story now and then. Luckily enough for you, Your Fearless Leaders, the Founding Parental Units at the LPG wound up in the middle of Red State America. Or should I say ‘Merca? Anyway, it is quite horrifying. But every once in a while one of those right wing degenerates says…